Really Charter?

Charter has been calling me at least twice a week for the past month. Yes Charter, I cancelled my account. Sucks for you.

The other day, the man who called me took his job a little too seriously, I mean come on! No means no!

phone rings

Me: "huhllo."

Charty: "ello, my I please speak with Brianna Green?"

Me: "Who?"

Charty: "umm.... Briiiieeennnna green"

Me: "It's Brenna, dick."

Charty: "Oh, hello Ms. Green. I noticed that you recently cancelled your account with charter. Is that true?"

Me: "Sure is."

Charts: "Is there a reason why you cancelled this account?"

Me: "yep, I moved and I didn't want cable anymore. Plus I got netflix."

Charto: "Well, what if I told you that I would give you the same cable coverage for only $39.99?!?"

Me: "No thanks, I'm good."

Charty: "Ok, but what if I said that I would cut that cost down to $35.00?"

Me: "No seriously, I don't really want cable"

Charts: "Ok. Now, could I interest you in our internet service for only $29.99 a month?"

Me: "nah, I steal it. For free."

Charto: "Ok, one more thing. What about our phone service?"

Me: "Obvs I already have a cell phone."

Chartski: "But what if your cell phone service is down!?"

Me: "Then I'll send an email."

Chartard: "But what if there is an emergency and you need to contact your parents, and your phone and internet don't work?!?!?!"

Me: "Well, I guess I would be fucked."

Charter: "Exatly! And I do not want that to happen to you!!!"

...finally, I hang up on him.

I must thank you though, sir, for being so concerned about my safety and well being.